last night there was a real live brawl in the restaurant where I work. five or six kitchen guys plus a server (a fucking dick who instigated all the bullshit) and a bunch of guys from one of the server's tables. maybe ten people or so involved. a kitchen guy got a bloody nose and scraped face. I don't know if anything happened to anyone else. there were bloody napkins and server jacket in the hallway. the cops, an ambulance, and a fire truck showed up.
what I'd give for a couple'a scrawny all-talk co-workers.